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Just been to gym. Feeling dirty! Don't kiss me!

Honey! That goes kiss me, feeling dirty!

Last time I checked, you were still gay!

I'm still a guy!

So? And what's wrong with you gays nowadays? Why can't you behave like traditional classic gays? 

 

We are guys! We are entitled to racist jokes, chauvinist behavior and double entendres! It's a birthright!