Romeo, Hamlet or Othello?

A. I’m so done with him. “A girl wants Romeo, not Hamlet!”
B. Gossip Girl? Really?
A. Seems like I’m not the only one who has watched it.
C. So you’re looking for a Romeo?
A. Yeap, either he dies for me or…
B. You’ll get married and he’ll turn into a jealous Othello?
A. :|