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A. what's with you and English guys? You were literally drooling all over Sam!

B. I wasn't drooling! Tell her I wasn't drooling!

P. She WASN'T! She was just producing a legitimate amount of saliva! Ouuuuuu!

A. Have you ever considered becoming a gag writer? You're so talented!

P. "I KNOW!!"

B. Courtney Cox!

P. well, I settled for the sarcastic but funny friend!