بازم ما اهریمنان!!

1

a) It's freaky!

b) Freaky? It's creepy! A creature grows inside of you! Like a larva!

c) Like the alien!  And it's drinks blood! Vampire!

a) A parasite!

b) And you can't get it out!

c) And you'll put on lots of weight!

a) And you have to watch everything you eat! so scary!

c) So ewwwww!!!

b) So disgusting! (to d) Best wishes, by the way! I'm sure your baby is going to be perfect!

2

a) (with c's daughter in her arms) Don't flirt with me!

b) I'm not flirting with you!

a) Yes, you are!

b) Yes, I am!

a) Shame on you! And here I am, literally carrying your friend's baby!!

b) WHAT? (to c) What is she talking about?

c) Literally! Postmodern! Remember! Look! She IS carrying my baby!

3

a) I'm down!

b) Me too!

a) Pizza, extra cheese and Bridget Jones?

b) Down with Love?

a) Love Actually?

b) Singing in the Rain?

Half an hour later:

Pizza and chocolate and Fight Club!