Who's the coolest of them all?

A. Antonio Bandras in Interview with the Vampire!
B. Tom Cruis, same movie!
P.X. The only movie Tom Cruis was good in!
B. You’re harsh on the poor guy!
P. X. Really?
A. Stephen Moyer in True Blood.
B. You know what? Let’s have a vampire marathon! Then we’ll decide who is the coolest vampire!
A. You mean hundreds of vampire movies plus dozens of TV series!!! No, thank you!
B. We don’t have to watch all of them. The best ones! We’ll narrow it down.
A. Narrow it down? You call 4 seasons of True Blood,  2 seasons of Vampire Diaries, Interview with the Vampire, Vampire Queen, Van Hesslings, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Shadow of the Vampire, Nosfrato,  From Dusk till Dawn, plus lots of classics narrowing it down?
B. Don’t forget Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.
A. Give me some…
P. X. … thing to sing about”?
A turns red. B giggles.
A. I bet you know in which episode they sing that!
P. X. Season six, the episode titled “Once More with Feelings”. 7th or 8th.
A. Nerd!
P. X. Geek!
B. OK. Enough. Who are we kidding? We are all proud nerds, geeks and freaks! Now about Buffy marathon….
A. Just give me one reason to re-watch 145 episodes!
P. X. I don’t know ….. Spike?
A. Bloody hell! When do we start?