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A. I want you to talk to one of my friends.
B. And….
A. I just want to know if you like him.
B. Why should I like him?
A. Nothing. Just talk to him, OK?
B. You know me love! Reason!!!!
C. Ho! Ho! This is gonna be good!
B. Tell me why? Tell me why? Tell me why? Tell me why? Tell me why?
C. Barney, per usu.
A. I just wanted to use your gaydar! You know I was wondering if…
B. huh! That’s rich! Now I have a gaydar! Rude! That’s just rude.
C. (giggling) Barney again!
A. Don’t remember!
C. Whaaat? It’s from season 6, let’s see it must be the Mermaid Theory! Yes, when Lily says if a man goes out with a married woman, there are rules to be followed.
B. And Barney says “Don’t use the husband’s condoms. It’s just rude!”
A. Yeah, I remember. The episode with “You never tell a woman she’s fat right to her face”.
B. That line was just pure awesomeness!
C. Not the line! The Acting! He couldn’t do it better if he were a woman.
A. That NPH is a monstrous genius! Just like us! Um, …… What were we talking about?